vampires.

i'm going to Vegas tomorrow, for four days, jealous? ok you can come too.

1. this morning i was getting ready for work and upon looking at myself in the mirror i noticed all my crazy veins (i am VERY veiny, which was endowed to me by my mother). but seriously, i am. so anyways, my first thought this morning was 'wow...good thing vampires aren't real because i would have had my blood sucked a long time ago.' yes i am a nerd.

2. another reason my veins are so in yo face is because i am not in the slightest bit tan...i am borderline translucent.

3. my 'white-ness' has been annoying me lately because i am going to vegas, where inevitably everyone will be all tan and stuff because that is the 'cool/hot/sexy' thing to be. well for all those tan beezys, im sorry i cannot be on your level; but being that i have already had skin removed because they thought i had skin cancer AND melanoma runs in the fam....i will stick to pasty pastel. :)

but don't worry, i will just consider myself regal because historically speaking people used to paint themselves white, the whiter the better. so to all my brown and orange bitches...cheers to some serious fun in vegas and please, try not to be too jealous of veiny, translucent, vampire lusting skin.