Lessons Learned in Vegas

this post....speaks for itself. come to whatever conclusion you like, i truly do not mind. and yes i will tell you the story behind them if you ask. :)

1. This is life….spray tans fade.

2. Never get too drunk you can't apply your fake eye-lashes.

3. Men can be great wingmen, especially when intoxicated.

4. Do not try and fool with bouncer with neck tats.

5. Tequila is never a good idea after 1:00 am…

6. Open the window…your room smells better.

7. Just because McDonald's falls on the floor, doesn't mean you can't eat it.

8. 100 oz of AMF is the same price as 100 oz of beer....choose wisely.

9. NEVER go that hard on the first night.

10. Just because they are over 50, doesn't mean your parents won't go harder than you. (sometimes its best not to compete)

11. Similar to Cinderella's carriage turning back into a pumpkin at midnight...that is also when free drinks end.

12. Bathrooms are dangerous.

13. Always eat dinner...but maybe not with a screaming ape.

14. If you dress up in a flashy color, you will win at craps.

15. There will inevitably be something in your room you cannot explain.

THANKS to the Swifts and the Heiders for a weekend I will never forget....